Pick-Up Lines for Geeks & Nerds

It's long been decided that geeks/nerds are far from chick-magnets or visa-versa. Thus, I have compiled a collection of pick-up lines for gamers, LARPers, and all sorts of other geeks out there. And if you don't get any of these, you're not a geek ;)

Are you google because you have everything I'm searching for.

You can put a Trojan on my hard drive anytime.

Your beauty rivals the graphics of Assassin's Creed.

I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.

If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

You make my software turn into hardware!

Isn't your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

Nice set of floppies!

If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.

I'd like to play on your laptop.

If you were an ISP, I'd dial you all day long.

I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.

Your homepage or mine?

That's not an ipod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.

Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.

Need me to unzip your files?

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so I could get in you and explode.

You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power.

How about you and me go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

If I wan an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

I wish I was an ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

It's a good thing you've got evaporative cooling because I'm going to make you sweat.

You give me more jolt than a mitochondria.

Wanna couple our equations tonight?

Like the ideal vacumm, you're the only thing in my universe.

Even if there were no gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

Someone must have shot you with a phaser set to "stunning."

Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light sabre?

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

What's your sine?

I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.

You're sweeter than pi.

Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge.

Let me integrate our curves so that I can increase our volume.