Super Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

One of two things will happen if you use any of these lines. Either your desired target will find them funny enough to deem you funny, clever, and brave thus breaking through the corny barrier to become an intriguing love interest. Or they will find them unoriginal, overused, unimaginative, cliche, offensive, or funny to the point that you'll be in the friend zone forever. Use them at your own risk. Or perhaps you haven't heard them, now you'll be aware that the person hitting on you is completely generic and probably insincere having tested the rate of success in the past, probably several times before coming across you. Either way, enjoy the list I've compiled sadly from experience. (And if you're wondering, they didn't work on me ;)

Is your daddy a baker because you're a cutie pie.

Are you from Tennessee because you're the only 10 I see.

You must be a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

How much does a polar bear weigh? (Target probably answers "I don't know") Enough to break the ice.

Do you have a band-aid because i scraped my knee when i fell for you.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

Sorry, but you owe me a drink because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Can I have directions? (Target says "To where") Your heart.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have 5 cents.

If I were a stop light, I would turn red every time you passed by just I could stare at you a bit longer.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm gonna' need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Do you have a map because I'm getting lost in your eyes.

If I could arrange the alphabet, I'd put you and I together.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd the whole sky in my hands.

Do you have an extra heart because mine has been stolen.

Smoking is hazardous to your health, and babe you are killing me!

I must be a snowflake because I'm falling for you.

Are you an interior decorator because when you walked in the room became beautiful.

There's something wrong with my cell phone... it doesn't have your number in it.

I lost my number. Can I have yours?

If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.

Are you lost because heaven is a long way from here.

Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart.

Do you have the time? (Target tells you the time.) I meant the time to write down my number.

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Did you clean your pants with Windex because I can see myself in them.

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

There must be something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.

Is your name Swiffer because you just swept me off my feet.

If stars fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.

Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

There you are! I've been looking all over for you-the woman of my dreams.

Do you believe in love at 1st sight or should I walk by again?

You see my friend over there? (Point to friends.) He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman I'm gonna' marry.

If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you.

Was your father an alien because there's nothing else in the world like you.

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.

Was your father a thief because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them into your eyes.

You be Dairy Queen and I'll be Burger King. You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

What time is it? What's the date? I want to remember the exact moment I met the woman of my dreams.

If I had to chose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath.

Ouch! My tooth hurts because you're so sweet.

I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but I'm Batman.

Do you know karate because your body body is really kickin!

You're like a dictionary-you add meaning to my life.

Are you taking any applications for boyfriend/girlfriend?

Let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle.

Well, here I am. What were your other 2 wishes?

(Hold out your hand.) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

This time next year let's be laughing together.

You must be a light switch because every time I see you, you turn me on.

Hey, don't I know you? Oh yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.

I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

What's on your face? Oh, must be beauty. Here, let me get that off. Hey, it's not coming off!

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making all the other women look really bad.

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you'd see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

You are a cool glass of water, and I just became the thirstiest man in the world.

Stop, drop, and roll because you are smokin'!

Someone should call the cops because you just stole my heart.

If it weren't for the sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.

Come live in my heart rent-free.

My buddies over there said I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

(Display keys.) Here's the key to my house, my car, and my heart.

If we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together.

Is your name summer because you are hot.

Are you're parents retarded because you are really special.

I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

Is your name Katrina because you rock me like a hurricane.

Cupid called, and he says to tell you he needs my heart back.